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Who amongst you would faint dead away were I to do something shocking like, say, wear trousers as a gentleman might?

I am, after all, the Scandalous Lady Johnson. I do so love to cause a fuss with my many lovers and my particular peculiarities.

I shall search high and low for a dress that I find suitable, but the damnable things often elude me. One simply cannot lounge comfortably in petticoats! Why not wear slacks as the gentlemen do?

Current Mood:
horny scandalous
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I would dearly love to try for a fall tournament, perhaps the weekend of the 27th or during the first weeks of November before Thanksgiving has us all busy, once more.

Do you think this might be possible?

Current Mood:
hopeful hopeful
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http://www.csmonitor.com/2006/0908/p11s03-alsp.html

So, ladies and gentleman, when will our fall Croquet Attack take place?
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My fellow Commandos, I proudly present photographs from our gathering on Saturday.
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While I thought the Marquis might be making a JEST, apparently his Plan to expand our SEASONS of PLAY seems to be one Others have Tried.


Witness you SOUTH POLE CROQUET!


DARE we Try THIS? With Mufflers, Scarves, and Mallets? Much of the Hot COCOA-Drink would be REQUIRED.


Yrs All Year, Chilled or Nay,


William, Lord Tallest


Post scriptum: I feel I would be remiss if I did not point out that I am QUITE serious that we should indeed DARE TRY. It came to my attention reviewing the Above Diary Entry that it was made by a fellow Alumnus. There is a Particular MADNESS about Winter Activities force-fed into the students of that CHILLY seat of learning. While Yours Truly was never a Witness to "Snowquet on the Midway," it is not without the bounds of possibility. Had it been offered, I would have lept on the chance. I hesitate to relate the Winter Games I did perform while at school; there are Ladies and Sensitives reading this, after all.
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